wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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