I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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