I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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