North Korea, Best Korea!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Randomize