We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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