Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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