No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
