What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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