Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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