I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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