Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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