There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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