She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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