Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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