yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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