i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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