he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Green mimosas i think yes
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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