Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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