we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
