the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
