Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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