soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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