yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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