we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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