bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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