did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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