**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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