Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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