You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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