i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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