What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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