We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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