is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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