So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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