margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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