well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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