You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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