hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
