Just cropdusted the office
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm sobbing to NWA
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