theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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