HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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