yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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