if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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