My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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