I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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