She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I have post one night stand depression
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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