Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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