You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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