Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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