he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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