Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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