There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
