this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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