No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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